Like a Virgin
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we learn Quentin Tarantino has today release new version of opening scene of Reservoir Dogs. Here is transcript.
Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about a girl who fucks a guy who’s a big dick. The entire procurement. It’s a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Blonde: No, no. It’s about a minister who is very vulnerable. She’s been fucked over a few times. Then she meets the First guy who’s really sensitive…
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Time out Greening. Tell that fucking bullshit to the regulators.
Joe: Arriva… Who the fuck is Arriva?
Mr. Brown: ‘Like a Virgin’ is not about this sensitive minister who who beats some shyst seller. That’s what ‘East Coast’ was about, now, granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange: Which one was ‘East Coast’?
Nice Guy Eddie: ‘East Coast’ was a big ass hit for Adonis. I don’t even follow this National Express flops shit, and I’ve at least heard of ‘East Coast’.
Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn’t say I ain’t heard of it. All I asked was who’d Andy let go? Excuse me for not being the world’s biggest Nat Ex fan.
Mr. Blonde: Personally, I can do without franchises.
Mr. Blue: I liked the early stuff. You know, ‘Northern Spirit’, ‘Silverlink’ - but once they got into that ‘Connex South Eastern’ phase, I don’t know, I tuned out.
Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my… thought on trains here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe: Oh, Arriva’s now this Deutsche thing, what’s its last name?
Mr White: What’s that?
Joe: I found this old operator list in a jacket I ain’t worn since the 90s. What was that name?
Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink: You said ‘East Coast’ was about a nice minister, a sensitive minister who cleans a nice mess, and that ‘Like a Virgin’ was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about this schmooze who thinks he’s a regular fuck machine, but he’s just a walking - day, night, afternoon - dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How big a dick is that?
Mr. White: A cock.
Mr. Brown: Then one day he meets this Theresa Villiers mother and it’s like, whoa baby, I mean this cat’s now like Charles Bronson in the ‘Great Escape’, he’s crying in tunnels. Now, she’s giving this serious dick hassle and he’s feeling something he ain’t felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe: Anglia? Anglia Who?
Mr. Brown: It hurts him. It shouldn’t hurt him, you know, he should know you win some you lose some in procurements by now, but when this Villiers doll fucks him it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time he flopped. You see the pain is reminding a self-promotion machine what it once was like to be a business virgin. Hence, ‘Like a Virgin’.
Joe: Wrong?
Mr Brown. Right.
