I, Clegg, Who Was Nothing
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we read in Volga News of astonishing, bravura musical reassurance Nick Clegg give David Cameron about his decision to order Lib Dems abstain in Hunt vote. Here text of his song:
I, Clegg who was nothing
[To this famous tune >
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQnsN3um-iQ
I, Clegg, who was nothing
I, Clegg, who was no one
Adore you, and help you so
It’s just my Party,
I’ve nothing to give them but
Ooooooooooooooh!
Abstention!
Hunt. Hunt courted Murdoch.
James. And Rupert Murdoch.
But believe me, dear when I say,
And I can give you my word,
That we’ll never vote on my say
Against you.
You can lead me anyplace you want,
Through budget cuts and u-turn farce.
But I will always back you with
My nose pressed up against
Your trouser seat.
I, Nick, who am nothing
I, Nick, who am no one
Will watch you, go dancing by,
Rapt by your charms,
You Tories say “no”
While Labour says “aye”:
But won’t vote.
Not pro you
Not con you
I’m back soon!
