Gay Marriage
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we read in Volga News about official new Church of England hymn on gay marriage for sing in churches from this weekend.
And in cunning move, church has chosen this artist and her most famous melody as inspiration for new song > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DOHGhWSgQ8
Here words:
Uuuuup yoooouuurs Ian McKellen
And Gay Times.
What makes marriages honest
Just let the Church decide.
Leeeesboooo couples have now got,
Pansies too,
Civil schemes, so your nuptial dreams
Are no good to you.
Imagine you can choose a spouse
And wake up with a sodomite behind you.
Then troubles start, the Synod splits,
Evangelisers having fits,
With John Sentamu.
Weeeee speeeaaak for Middle England
And for God,
They say marriage is sacred,
Not for some randy sod.
Buuuu-mmeeers back in your closets,
Shut that door,
Till society wants it,
Gay weddings can’t be law.
So polling data, people cry, supports gay marriage. Say, no. Why? Tha-at’s lies!
