Quasi-Judicial, my friends
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, local egghead set Jeremy Hunt explanation of quasi-judicial to music.
Quasi-judicial
(To tune of “We are the Champions” > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2NU98NZF8o)
I’ve heard your views,
Time after time.
I’ve been quite helpful,
But committed no crime.
Vince made mistakes,
Didn’t like you.
I see no underhand
Tricks in your case,
And you’ll come through.
And I’ll let you go on and on and on and on
Quasi-judicial, my friends,
Means you’ll be successful, in the end.
Quasi-judicial:
“Channels official”
No civil servants,
Cos Adam’s the servant of my will.
I’ve taken advice,
Diverted your calls
You send Smith texts and emails and everything now goes through him.
He does it all.
But it’s been no bed of roses,
No pleasure cruise.
Just consider Labour challenge
Before the end of the race,
But I’ve got a new ruse:
And I’ll bring in Ofcom, Ofcom, Ofcom, Ofcom.
It’s just cosmetic, my friends,
Cos I will support you,
Till the end.
You will be champions
The “coalition”,
They will be losers,
Just put the Sky News bit in a trust
You’ve hacked the Dowlers, my friends
That brings the Sky bid,
To an end.
Don’t mention Adam,
Dump on Rebekah,
Don’t grass me up now,
Cos I could be leader. Oh you did.
