Gove!
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, Student Arkady tell us about dream he have last night.
“Incredible, Pavel,” he say. I dream today’s Leveson hearing proceed as usual, but to tune of old Spandau Ballet song.”
“Scary,” I reply. “Which one?”
“This one.” Arkady sing this famous old tune > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQICGEo9xqw but with these different lyrics.
Gove
Thank you for coming Tone.
I’m sorry that the courtroom was stormed.
Who’s up after May has gone home?
Module 3 sitting days
Slowly being eaten away.
Who does Mr Jay see today?
Oh, but I’m proud of you, but I’m proud of you
No one else who makes them feel small.
Look who’s walking into the hall!
Gove! [Gove]
Always thought him an arsehole.
Let’s put the Pob-face on oath.
Email’s destructible,
Always decevin’, cos you are
Gove! [Gove]
Now that the bible’s returned,
There’s something I want to learn
Email’s destructible, always deceivin’…
News of the World has gone,
But Murdoch’s got a little more time.
Looks like you were partners in crime.
It’s less than two years ago
The man they call Rupe had the grace,
To say that he was there on the case,
To build free schools for you, he’s in love with you!
But love can lead to high prison walls
Now Jay, let’s see which bits he recalls.
Gove! [Gove]
Did you sell Murdoch your soul?
I’ve got the power to know
You’re quite destructible
Better believe it, though you are
Gove! [Gove]
I’ll send you down, no return,
Then soon you’ll have to learn
Arses are vulnerable, lags need relievin’…
[Gove]
[Jay and Leveson dance during extended instrumental]
No, I won’t go to prison at all.
Mr Jay, there’s nothing I can recall.
Gove! [Gove]
If I sold Murdoch my soul
You lot are never to know.
I’m indestructible!
Helpful amnesia, so I’ll stay
Gove! [Gove]
Free schools for Toby I’ll churn,
And sink schools where chav kids will learn
They are expandable. Bible believin’
Gove!
