The Fall Guy
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we plenty interest in Adam Smith evidence to Leveson Enquiry.
Reporters on Volga TV News coverage say Adam has been entertain press pack by sing songs in breaks between sessions. Apparently go like this:
The Fall Guy
(to this old tune > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw-GP1D6cdo)
Well, I’ve been quite kind to Fred Michel,
And I’ve been sendin’ email.
But never texted anything that’s outta line. I’m fine.
I’ve been on fire with Gideon,
Gone fast with a boy named Dave,
But somehow they think all the blame was mine.
It’s a self-important life Spads lead,
I give out briefings.
Provide for the bidder all gen on BSkyB.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my former bosses
Hold onto their jobs while polishin’ my CV.
I might forward a key memo,
Meet Fred in a Soho bar.
‘Cause I’m the patsy Hunt Man that takes all the blame so far.
I never had much time for Vince
But I dig Murdochs plenty.
It’s true I love how News Corp like to play, Hey Hey.
I’ve gotten called by Leveson,
But I know my defence.
So when I’m up in front of Jay, I only say, “Can’t say”.
I’m not gonna work again now,
My best days are behind.
‘Cause I’m the dumb ass Hunt Man that makes Jezzer’s blame all mine.