Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we recover from last night Rocky Horror tribute event at Happy Kalashnikov Bar.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we excite Tory Housing Minister Grant Shapps is tip from promotion.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we get exclusive justification in Smolensk edition of The Sun of paper decision to publish naked picture of Prince Harry. Here transcript (translated back into appropriate English by local egghead Student Arkady).
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very excite by new report from Cameronist think tank Policy Exchange.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we learn Quentin Tarantino has today release new version of opening scene of Reservoir Dogs. Here is transcript.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we salute another great proud day for British yesterday.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very thankful to all friends who concern about my absence. This contrast with reaction my sons, who only just realise I been gone for almost month.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, local egghead Student Arkady throw plenty light on UK Prime Minister David Cameron benefit proposals.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we plenty angry Archbishop Rowan of Pelling of Canterbury attack David Cameron Big Society.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, last night we watch re-run of great British programme, The Good Old Days. Here sample.