The Konnolsky Files

Sep 14

Let’s do Vince Cable again!

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we recover from last night Rocky Horror tribute event at Happy Kalashnikov Bar.

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Sep 03

Shapps!

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we excite Tory Housing Minister Grant Shapps is tip from promotion.

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Aug 23

Smolensk Sun Says

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we get exclusive justification in Smolensk edition of The Sun of paper decision to publish naked picture of Prince Harry. Here transcript (translated back into appropriate English by local egghead Student Arkady).

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Aug 20

Exchanging Policies with Policy Exchange

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very excite by new report from Cameronist think tank Policy Exchange.

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Aug 15

Like a Virgin

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we learn Quentin Tarantino has today release new version of opening scene of Reservoir Dogs. Here is transcript.

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Aug 07

Konnolsky for Corby

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we salute another great proud day for British yesterday.

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Jul 30

Diamond, gold, silver, bronze, white

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very thankful to all friends who concern about my absence. This contrast with reaction my sons, who only just realise I been gone for almost month. 

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Jun 25

End housing benefit: improve gene pool!

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, local egghead Student Arkady throw plenty light on UK Prime Minister David Cameron benefit proposals. 

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Jun 23

Big Society, Big Bishop

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we plenty angry Archbishop Rowan of Pelling of Canterbury attack David Cameron Big Society. 

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Jun 21

The Good Gove Days

Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, last night we watch re-run of great British programme, The Good Old Days. Here sample.

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