August 2012
4 posts
Smolensk Sun Says
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we get exclusive justification in Smolensk edition of The Sun of paper decision to publish naked picture of Prince Harry. Here transcript (translated back into appropriate English by local egghead Student Arkady).[[MORE]]
Smolensk Sun Says…
Today we’ve published pictures of Britain’s very own Prince Harry. In the buff. And very buff you...
Exchanging Policies with Policy Exchange
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very excite by new report from Cameronist think tank Policy Exchange.[[MORE]]
Today, Policy Exchange say councils should sell any social housing they got in expensive areas, build new estates in poor area, and relocate tenants to these new place.
Smolensk egghead, Student Arkady explain. “The only true authority, Pavel, is the market. It determines...
Like a Virgin
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we learn Quentin Tarantino has today release new version of opening scene of Reservoir Dogs. Here is transcript.[[MORE]]
Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about a girl who fucks a guy who’s a big dick. The entire procurement. It’s a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. Blonde: No, no. It’s about a...
Konnolsky for Corby
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we salute another great proud day for British yesterday.[[MORE]]
No. I not mean further triumph in Olympics. After all, that be short live. (And good thing too. It clear from low-key coverage in UK media that many self-effacing Brit find all this acute embarrassment. Don’t worry! Gold rush result from elite sport get nearly £100m per year, as well as adequate...
