May 2012
11 posts
Volga News TV. Cameron on Hunt
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher’s shop, we just watch interview David Cameron give to Volga News TV (English Language edition) about Jeremy Hunt. Here what he said.[[MORE]]
Cameron: Look, Jeremy may be an ghastly, slimy, hypocritical, unconscionable, kiss up/kick down, shallow careerist, who seems able to conflate his private wild enthusiasm for something and his public modest regard for...
Quasi-Judicial, my friends
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, local egghead set Jeremy Hunt explanation of quasi-judicial to music.[[MORE]]
Quasi-judicial
(To tune of “We are the Champions” > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2NU98NZF8o)
I’ve heard your views, Time after time. I’ve been quite helpful, But committed no crime. Vince made mistakes, Didn’t like you. I see no underhand Tricks in your case, And...
That's Life!
Hello, here in Smolensk butcher’s shop, local egghead Student Arkady respond to suggestion things look very bad for David Cameron by set another great song to new lyrics.[[MORE]]
That’s Life
(To this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55YTRNmgZEI)
That’s life! [That’s life!]. That’s what all the people say. Your budget’s slain through April, Coulson in May. And Hunt’s...
Gove!
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, Student Arkady tell us about dream he have last night.[[MORE]]
“Incredible, Pavel,” he say. I dream today’s Leveson hearing proceed as usual, but to tune of old Spandau Ballet song.”
“Scary,” I reply. “Which one?”
“This one.” Arkady sing this famous old tune...
The Fall Guy
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we plenty interest in Adam Smith evidence to Leveson Enquiry.[[MORE]]
Reporters on Volga TV News coverage say Adam has been entertain press pack by sing songs in breaks between sessions. Apparently go like this:
The Fall Guy
(to this old tune > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw-GP1D6cdo)
Well, I’ve been quite kind to Fred Michel, And I’ve...
Rebekah is innocent!
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we consider rough justice given to Rebekah and Charlie Brooks. [[MORE]]
“It is terrible,” exclaim local egghead Student Arkady. “Huge waste of CPS time and resources.”
“Why?” I ask.
“Well first it is criminal cruelty to persecute people with mental health issues. Like everyone connected with News International, the Brookses have chronic and debilitating...
Boris is Right. BBC is Left. Which is Right
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we sad as Boris Johnson uncover fresh evidence of leftist political bias at BBC.[[MORE]]
“Of course,” say local egghead Student Arkady, showing us Mayor accusation > http://bit.ly/KmGGHn “Some will say Boris’ suggestion, that a chance remark made about a sculpture’s design and charging structure is evidence of the BBC’s Leninist tendency, manifests a...
We're in a brand new tractor factory
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we sing great new song.[[MORE]]
Clegg and Cameron renew vows. In tractor factory. And how nostalgic that make me feel. I was married in tractor factory. Owing to bureaucratic error. Should have been gasworks.
So we suggest they release commemorative single.
We’re in a brand new tractor factory
(To famous tune by The Wurzels >...
Volga News TV Politics: Putin, France, Cameron and...
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we watch Volga News TV Politics Round Up. [[MORE]]
At first it dominate by yesterday footage of Vladimir Putin triumphant return to Presidency. We weep plenty big tear as entire population of small hamlet near Nizhny-Novgorod get so excited they spontaneously combust, delight as man from Suzdal place himself in cryogenic suspension so his organs can be used by...
Captaincy, treachery and defeat
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we lament defeat this week for our beloved Sunday League of Football team, Smolensk Sputniks. [[MORE]]
As friends know, Sputniks is my joy. I goalkeeper. Goalie best position. You can drink plenty, smoke plenty, flirt with lady in crowd (and if game one-sided go even further – though sadly not option for me and my floppy Ivan), and blame defenders when all go...
UK Local Elections
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we consider significance of last night local election results in UK. [[MORE]]
We very help in this by Tim Montgomerie of Conservative Home. Great Tory thinker, who once advise Iain Duncan Smith on elector-friendly politics and telegenic interview style, suggest advance of UK Independence Party is big issue of night. UKIP huge success – at time of writing they...
