April 2012
11 posts
Hodgson for England? Brooking for Downing Street?
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we plenty worry Football Association embarrass Cameron government. [[MORE]]
In February, Fabio Capello resign England manager job. Murdoch flagship newspaper The Sun declare immediate support for Harry Redknapp. Now Redknapp got no international experience. He win one major trophy in managing career. And Redknapp like banker: paid in generous mix of salary and...
Hunt
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we concern that in Britain you miss chance to solve Jeremy Hunt case. [[MORE]]
Allegating: Hunt undermine quasimodo-judicial role on News Corp takeover of BSkyB by communicate with James Murdoch people and give advice. This be like if judge pass notes to person appearing in court, telling them how case going and what they should say next. (Actually, this...
Double, Double Dip Means Trouble
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher’s shop, local egghead Student Arkady continue his tribute to Shakespeare and celebrate UK economy return to recession with this rework of witches spell from Macbeth.[[MORE]]
Enter three ministers. Thunder, lightning, IMF warnings
PRIME MINISTER.
Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison’d measures throw.
VAT that renders sales stone cold,
Pies...
Lords Reform - My Proposal
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very worry about Lords reform. [[MORE]]
Good old sexy Russian origins Nicky Clegg, defining politician of age, has take leave of absence from his mind and in moment of crazy mad propose reform and democratisation of House of Lords. Plenty silly business.
Until this spasm of irrational malice against this Pugin Palace for Pensioners, this Dream of...
For St George, Shakespeare - and Nadine
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we excite by read local egghead Student Arkady reworking of John of Gaunt speech for Shakespeare birthday celebration and St George’s Day.[[MORE]]
John of Gaunt:
Methinks I am a prophet new inspired And thus expiring do foretell of them: The public schoolboys will alas persist, While violent Dorries soon burns out herself. Cold showers prescribed her...
Chaos
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we consider recent Coalition turmoils. [[MORE]]
George unravel. Theresa implode. Sayeeda exist. Plenty chaos.
So? Is this bad thing?
Chaos central to politics. Chaos cause Iraq, John Major, Labour ending NHS market, Brown saying “no return to boom and bust”, Eric Pickles scrapping planning centralisation, Labour reintroducing NHS market, Tea Party, return of...
Volcano!
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we intrigue by latest proposal for green energy in Britain. Volcanoes! [[MORE]]
Idea simple. Big undersea wire carry power, create by volcanic activity in Iceland, into UK. For volcanoes got plenty geothermal energy. And geothermals is big thermals. Bigger even than those Eric Pickles wear in winter.
Exciting strategy. And sustainable. Iceland volcanoes...
Elephant
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we is think about little things you must say to make life bearable. [[MORE]]
Yesterday, Smolensk oligarch Big Oleg come shop. “I have job for you Pavel,” he announce. Recently, Oleg been move back into entertainment business. He move out in 1990s when lose plenty money. British gangster get him drunk and convince him buy controlling interest in Fred Dinenage....
The Smolensk Boat Race
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we recall history of Boat Race. Smolensk Boat Race. [[MORE]]
Great event! Contested every year since fall of communism by our great university rivals: Smolensk Academy (patron: oligarch Big Oleg) and Smolensk Institute (patron: Oleg nemesis, Big Alkan).
Early races were mar by plenty crowd disrupting. You see, people used accuse these two great college of be...
The Passion of the Skype
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we recover from watch drama local egghead Student Arkady take us see. It done by English actors. I not understand, but Arkady is obtain extract. Maybe British friends is able explanation.[[MORE]]
@evangelistmatt: For in that time it came to pass that @JHX33 tweeted his followers, who did number 5000, in parables, even to the freest licence of his speech. Yet...
"There are upsides to looking this shifty"
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we read Nick Clegg interview in Volga News (English language edition).[[MORE]]
Nick Clegg on why Liberals hate him for seeming Tory
On a recent appearance in a rose garden in Westminster, I was delighted when a special adviser came over and gave me a bottle of champagne.
‘This is from the captain — he wants to welcome you on board and hopes you have a great...
