Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very impress by proposal increase speed limit in Britain.
Today, as Germany vote on Euro bailout, Smolensk oligarch Big Oleg want suggest alternative approach. (If anyone got Angela Merkel phone number, let me know.)
Volga News English Language Edition has published this Downing Street Press Release following Ed Miliband’s 2011 Conference Speech.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very excite Labour Party Conference start in great City of Liverpool.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher’s shop we rejoice that glorious leader Vladimir Putin accept nomination for Presidency. Here is Smolensk TV coverage of this and other news. Student Arkady help as ever with translations.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we hail keynote speech from Nick Clegg to Lib Dem Conference. Lovely Nicky plenty big hero here. But sadly he associate in my mind with unfortunate condition I suffer.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we have great debate. Occasion is UK Liberal Democrat Party Conference. Local egghead Student Arkady ask if we prefer power without responsibility or responsibility without power. I say I prefer powerlessness and irresponsibility. That is why I love Vince Cable.
Hello! As Euro totters on edge of extinction and global market crisis deepens, Volgaleaks website releases secret US memo casting doubt on mental fitness of one of key players in world economy.
Hello! In blow to Anglo-Russian diplomacy, today VOLGA NEWS (English Language Edition) reveal extent of Russian surveillance of UK by publish transcript of conversation that took place last weekend in Downing Street.
Here is interview in eminent Russian magazine with Tony Blair. Translation by the interviewer.
This is my English translation (Student Arkady help) of transcript, published in today’s VOLGA NEWS, of explosive undercover recording. It feature Smolensk Oligarch and crime boss, Big Oleg.
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we celebrate week when first Free Schools open in UK. Big triumph for excellent Education Secretary Michael Gove. He may look bit like experiment Professor Miliutin conduct at my old school, Smolensk Academy, when he illustrate boom and bust economic principle by inflate guppy with bicycle pump. But Gove do brilliant coup.