80 Miles Philip Hammond
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very impress by proposal increase speed limit in Britain.
September 2011
14 posts
Big Oleg Plan for Euro
Today, as Germany vote on Euro bailout, Smolensk oligarch Big Oleg want suggest alternative approach. (If anyone got Angela Merkel phone number, let me know.)
Downing Street Reacts to Miliband Speech
Volga News English Language Edition has published this Downing Street Press Release following Ed Miliband’s 2011 Conference Speech.
Labour in Liverpool
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we very excite Labour Party Conference start in great City of Liverpool.
Putin to Run Again for President
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher’s shop we rejoice that glorious leader Vladimir Putin accept nomination for Presidency. Here is Smolensk TV coverage of this and other news. Student Arkady help as ever with translations.
Nick Clegg and My Floppy Ivan
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we hail keynote speech from Nick Clegg to Lib Dem Conference. Lovely Nicky plenty big hero here. But sadly he associate in my mind with unfortunate condition I suffer.
Powerlessness and Irresponsibility, or Vince Cable and Booze
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we have great debate. Occasion is UK Liberal Democrat Party Conference. Local egghead Student Arkady ask if we prefer power without responsibility or responsibility without power. I say I prefer powerlessness and irresponsibility. That is why I love Vince Cable.
Is Ben Bernanke insane?
Hello! As Euro totters on edge of extinction and global market crisis deepens, Volgaleaks website releases secret US memo casting doubt on mental fitness of one of key players in world economy.
Parliamentary Boundary Changes
Hello! In blow to Anglo-Russian diplomacy, today VOLGA NEWS (English Language Edition) reveal extent of Russian surveillance of UK by publish transcript of conversation that took place last weekend in Downing Street.
Blair: Ten Years On
Here is interview in eminent Russian magazine with Tony Blair. Translation by the interviewer.
A dream that lowered the tone
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher’s shop I feel bit strange today. Few days ago I watch this great speech > http://bit.ly/ppfJmN Maybe it explain my dream.
New Health Service Providers
This is my English translation (Student Arkady help) of transcript, published in today’s VOLGA NEWS, of explosive undercover recording. It feature Smolensk Oligarch and crime boss, Big Oleg.
Free Schools: or Charity Begins at Home
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we celebrate week when first Free Schools open in UK. Big triumph for excellent Education Secretary Michael Gove. He may look bit like experiment Professor Miliutin conduct at my old school, Smolensk Academy, when he illustrate boom and bust economic principle by inflate guppy with bicycle pump. But Gove do brilliant coup.
In praise of Nadine Dorries
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we plenty impress by Nadine Dorries plan to perpetuate scapegoat of feckless feral families and unwanted children in UK.
