June 2011
2 posts
EVERYONE IS AT IT
Last month Yuri and me go Happy Kalashnikov Bar to give Smolensk oligarch Big Oleg his protection money. It more than usual. On top of pay Oleg to let me lease shop, free from fear he destroy my stock, boil my head or, worse still, reduce my access to contraband vodka, I pay extra this time for privilege of let him hide plutonium rods in my freezer, disguised as spare ribs. So we trudge into Bar,...
Bloomsday Tweets
With help from Smolensk egghead Student Arkady I tweeted some things that seemed to suit Bloomsday, 16th June 2011. Some friends were kind enough to ask me to save them. Here they are - together with many plenty wart.
Stately, plump Konnolsky came down from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of cornflakes on which a spoon and vodka-bottle lay crossedÂ
Mr Pavel Konnolsky ate with relish the inner...
