November 2011
10 posts
Strike!
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher’s shop, as British public sector workers go strike, we remember our own industrial dispute.
Of course, I grew up septic about strikes. In Eastern Blok, we told productive forces cook things nice in preparation of worker paradise. So strikes unnecessary. And outlawed. Solidarity strikers in Gdansk fail grasp this analysis. Mrs Thatcher condemn their suppression....
An Honest Proposal
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we marvel at Volga News (English language edition) leak of policy memo from inside Number 10 Downing Street. (Reproduce below.)
Secret. FAO: DC, SH. An Honest Proposal for the Eradication of Child Poverty and Youth Unemployment
The fate of Britain’s young people is a serious concern. And not merely for our opponents. It may be tempting, factual even, to agree...
Youth Unemployment
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we plenty worry about economic situation in UK.
British economy stall. This all because of Europe. UK growth for 2011 expected be about 1%. Eurozone about 1.5%. Not only is Brussels steal UK sovereignty, it steal your well known industrial productivity!
And this week it been announce one million young people without jobs. Terrible social consequences. Once...
Silvio Berlusconi - a Final Farewell
Hello! We had that Silvio Berlusconi in Smolensk butcher shop this morning.
We just open up. Few customer. Radio on. Easy listening channel. And I get stuck up a bovine ass.
You see we ask Farmer Grimka to bring us beef this week. After what happen last year with massive projectile vomiting outbreak in Smolensk – where people reportedly spew up Grimka’s meat before consume it – we ask beef be...
Remembrance - and football
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we recall controversy.
Last February, Smolensk host international amateur Five-a-Side tournament. Local oligarch Big Oleg fly Sunday League teams from around world in his fleet of Antonov 22s and accommodate them in tents in old Smolensk Gas Factory, venue for indoor tournament, with broken window air-conditioning, bonfire heating, and quite even concrete...
Bolkonsky's Syndrome, or Literalism
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop, we celebrating. Local eccentric Vanya Telim finally cured.
Vanya suffer rare condition. Bolkonsky’s Syndrome, or Literalism. It brought on when he was student, reading English at Smolensk Academy. One day he in library. Bookfall off shelf and make glancing blow on head. Immediately, he lose all sense of subtlety in language and take everything literal. He...
Daily Mail: Godless Smolensk Bans Christmas
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we bemuse by this item in Daily Mail yesterday.
Daily Mail
Godless Smolensk Bans Christmas
In a move reminiscent of the worst days of COMMUNISM, Smolensk, a secular hotbed in the Russian Federation, has BANNED CHRISTMAS. Daily Mail investigators can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that in this godless and unredeemed Babylon, there will be no public recognition of the birth...
Volga News: The Olympic Torch
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher’s shop we very excite to read route Olympic Torch will take to London 2012.
Volga News (English Language Edition)
London Olympic Torch: Triumph for Big Society
Lord Sebastian Coe of Haguebagcarry has today announced the 8000 mile journey the Olympic Torch will take around Britain in the build up to the London Games.
As EFSF austerity measures have shut down...
In Praise of Guy Fawkes - and Peter Hitchens
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we finally understand importance of Guy Fawkes to British people.
This weekend, British burn Guy Fawkes on top of bonfires. And this prove Eurosceptic point that Britain different from Continent. In France and Germany they burn George Papandreou.
Burn someone is subtle way of say you not like them. But Guy got place in British heart. Protesters wear Fawkes...
In Praise of Liz Jones
Hello! Here in Smolensk butcher shop we engage in mass debate about Liz Jones revelation she steal spermatozoa from Ivan raincoat of former boyfriend.
This is plenty cautionary tale. As Liz say, men must beware of similar “come and come and get it” larcenies perpetrate by women: desperate, baby-hungry women, possessing same mix of determination and derangement US General Ripper...
